"Oh, yeah, I was meaning to fix all of these. thank you for your kind offer! I happen to be doing a BaschtCoin ICO very soon, and this will bring a lot of publicity (and money!) to my site.
I'm happy to pay in BaschtCoin, and since you'll get on this awesome easy-money train early, you'll end up getting plenty rich. Plus, think of the exposure!
When can you start?"
@bascht Kein SEO im Angebot? Gibt's ja nicht.
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